No wonder Perry Como hugs me!  I lost to him 26 years in a row. (you'd hug too, if I lost to you!!)

Everybody's favorite tv star, Tom Poston, won only twice from me. We only played twice.

"Stan, The Man" Musial and I tangle up every March. In April he goes home rich.

Alex Trebek  says, "Your category is golf."  I say, "What is a pool cue??"